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Keendriver

Hates all of you
164 miles, 3 stops, 2 picks and still an hour to go before my 30 break.

Oh and a bad set of directions putting me in a residential area requiring a bit of a back track.

Where’s that ULTIMATE WARRIOR picture Duck Duck ?

I think I might change my screen name to something like CAPTAIN DYNAMO I’m so awesome.

CAPTAIN STUPENDOUS! Something that really describes how awesome I am.

No I’m gonna take a 40 minute nap for a 30 minute break and hope holiday rush hour ain’t so bad.
Yeah, cuz I'm sure Captain Stupidass woulda found himself in a residential area.
 

Sinister

Supermodel
Staff member
Supporter
Yeah, cuz I'm sure Captain Stupidass woulda found himself in a residential area.
I was following Walmart prescribed directions and you’d be surprised where some driveways are.

Least I don’t pass right by gas stations LOADED with neon lights ...
 
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ironpony

Professional Pot-Stirrer
Supporter
It’s okay. We expect some crankiness out of Keendriver...

I mean honestly if any of us suffered from morbid obesity from a severe Twinkie addiction AND gender dysphoria we might lash out from time to time also.

He deserves our sympathy people.
Get him a $20 gift card to Nordstrom's... a new sun dress should get him outta his funk.

:toothpick:
 

Keendriver

Hates all of you
It’s okay. We expect some crankiness out of Keendriver...

I mean honestly if any of us suffered from morbid obesity from a severe Twinkie addiction AND gender dysphoria we might lash out from time to time also.

He deserves our sympathy people.
You say addiction, I say appreciation.





Please allow me to introduce myself.........
 

Sinister

Supermodel
Staff member
Supporter
Indiana Toll Road.

Buncha mennonites inside ordering Burger King.

When asked what sauce she wanted for her nuggets one of them had ZERO clue what to say or what she was even being asked.

They'll probably all get the screaming ****s from Burger King.
 

Sinister

Supermodel
Staff member
Supporter
Ever high centered an 800 pound ATV and can’t winch yourself off the rock?

In a swamp infested with mosquitoes?

Alone?

That’s hard...

I gotta remember not to ride like I’m 19 years old...
 

InTooDeep

Well-Known Member
BTDT
Once riding the dunes up in OR I slide into a tree well. I looked up it was like 10 feet deep. Took forever to get outta that. Two feet up sands slides ya back 3 feet down.
 

nan

Well-Known Member
Supporter
Indiana Toll Road.

Buncha mennonites inside ordering Burger King.

When asked what sauce she wanted for her nuggets one of them had ZERO clue what to say or what she was even being asked.

They'll probably all get the screaming ****s from Burger King.
Everybody gets the screaming ****s from Burger King...
 

BirchBarlow

I love KW 680s
At orientation??? Not a good plan Bubbi!
I remember once at an "Orientation" class this guy was taking "Marinol"..

Forget like POT.. its a "Perscription" and mere "derivative"..

Even had a "Slip"..

Didnt "matter" get the "F" outta my CLASS

Then of course afew "DIP-WADS" just hadda ASK "questions".. took the REST of DAY

Welp Ive always said if they "Really" Wanted too .

Get Pee Test "verified" 1st and they could "Condense" this into about a DAY...

Well 2 be "FAIR" some "Better" Outfits atleast throw ya $50/ $75 per day and buy ya lunch 4 orientation
 
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