Order of The Gilded Flip Flop
Haven't run a set yet.
Rumor mill (guys bullshitting on the ready line in sub zero weather for all that's worth) says Bentonville is considering a brand change to Kenworth, cuz of all the technology Freightliner seems to want to shove down people's throats.
Wouldn't it be something of my predictions all came true and we really have reached a point where the amount of technology that can be beneficial has been reached, and is now tipping the wrong way...
I'd quit driving and become a psychic to the trucking industry. I'd get a booth in a truck stop and do readings. West Memphis Petro maybe. Ontario California even better.
"Jethro....I sense that by your body odor, the pattern of your missing teeth in alignment with the pee boytle formation in the back row, fingerless gloves and the proximity of your wallet chain to the floor, your pants are gonna fall down before you reach the buffet.
No, I don't wanna touch your palm...I just know...trust me. That'll be 75.00 please. "