Truckstop "Survival" For Rookies

BirchBarlow

I love KW 680s
Step 1 aint about backing in that tight hole suicide-blindside in the dark...

Answer if ya hadda roll at 2/3 morning could ya pull straight out or ask one of these Make-A-Spot "thugs" to kindly "move" or take the "chance" that guys like 6'4 300 pounds and MAD.

Worse yet pull a gun on ya..

.... .

Step 2.. dropping a duece

Do ya buy those little pocket lysol and spray down

Them toilets are usually covered in pee..

Worse yet I always "wondered" how somebody could litterally crap on the seat ..

Like they squated above and tried ...

3.. Locks broken though most dont "knock"

Shop twisty ties run it through the holes and last few clicks leave some tension..

Say eh "Occupied" ...didnt your folks teach ya how to "knock"

4.that Don Migel breakfast burrito is 3times folded over for $4 bucks..

Give em a nice "homilie" about really ya serious...can I speak to the manager

Roughly 2 outta 3 times theyll just let ya take it and "Get" Outta Here.

5. That coffee taste like crap.. welp fill half with hot chocolate and 2 shots of stoke..

If that dont get ya wired I dunno what will


6. The 99cent Big Gulp Coffee Scam..

Take one of them 44oz Big Gulp cups n fill it with Coffee pay Big Gulp price why $ave a BUCK on almost 3 cups of coffe

7. If ya aint got no shower credits dig into the bottom of your laundry bag for the worst stuff and hang out by the kiosk be like gotta an extra shower credit..

One whiff of ya here ya go.....sometimes they think ya homeless too
 

Keendriver

Hates all of you
#7 seems to have caught on years ago. I always assumed about 2/3's of the people I saw in truckstops were homeless.



#2. Deuce. I see what you did there...
I mean besides spelling it wrong
 

Rigjockey

In Gord we trust!
Supporter
The one about half coffee half hot chocolate is pretty good!
It's called a Moca in fancy coffee shops.
I make them at home on the weekends.

Any Tim Horton's will gladly make you a half coffee Half hot chocolate, even though it is not on the menu. 👍
Just be sure they make the half coffee part the way you take your coffee. ie, Double-double, Etc,
 

Ontario Outlaw

Hozer Witta Hood
Supporter
The one about half coffee half hot chocolate is pretty good!
It's called a Moca in fancy coffee shops.
I make them at home on the weekends.

Any Tim Horton's will gladly make you a half coffee Half hot chocolate, even though it is not on the menu. 👍
Just be sure they make the half coffee part the way you take your coffee. ie, Double-double, Etc,
Half coffee half hot chocolate? :confused-96:

Maybe I’ll give ‘er a go

Have you tried malt vinegar on fries yet?
 

Mike

Well-Known Member
Staff member
Step 2.. dropping a duece

Do ya buy those little pocket lysol and spray down

Them toilets are usually covered in pee..

Worse yet I always "wondered" how somebody could litterally crap on the seat ..

Like they squated above and tried ...
Should be legal to punch these pigs right in the face for this. Public toilets are one of my biggest pet peeves in trucking. It's the one thing I miss about fueling at Love's and having unlimited showers due to my fueling numbers. if the toilets were bad, I would go get a shower just to take a crap.
 

BirchBarlow

I love KW 680s
Should be legal to punch these pigs right in the face for this. Public toilets are one of my biggest pet peeves in trucking. It's the one thing I miss about fueling at Love's and having unlimited showers due to my fueling numbers. if the toilets were bad, I would go get a shower just to take a crap.
If I could get a conceal carry permit Id claim "Castle Law"
 
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