You made me laugh. Back in the days of running auto parts and tired and mentally ****ed up. I left a chocolate in my coat pocket and put my coat on the truck floor. The chocolate of course melted from the heat,Melt some chocolate, mix a few corn kernels in it and leave a glob of it on the door handle.
I mean that’s kind of impressive. 🤣🤣🤣Wife said "Squawk squawk squawk"
Woman-to-English dictionary translation: "go get gas for the tractor and the generator because they're calling for a super blizzard" and that was followed by some whining and estrogen and hen pecking.
So I went outside and put the tractor in the shop so it'll be warm and dry if I need it and I can top off it's fluids and blah blah blah...
Gas tank half, gas can full, generator full. No need to go to the gas station.
So I went in the house and she's got the God damn remote and she's watching stupid **** on the TV.
Somehow this girl who is so f*ing stupid she didn't know Canada was a country, managed to outsmart me.