Now driver, this here ain't no bull****

dchawk81

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Wow man, I was perusing the auto trader online today. These people are asking 10 grand for a Ranger that sold for 10 grand 8 years ago but now it has 200,000 kilometers on it? I think these people are doing a marijuana when they post.
Asking ain't getting.
 

Rigjockey

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I ran into a driver that I know down at the plant today. He asked me if I like it better at the terminal?
I said no too much Bullshit!
He asked if I liked it better at the plant?
I said, No! too much bullshit!
:rolllaugh:
 

Rigjockey

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I arrive early to the shipper that usually has a full load of this and that real odd and ends, Tall **** and long ****.
Buddy the shipper pops off with some smart ass comment about being early that I did not appreciate but, I am a pro, I let it go.
Tiny yard and I got my trailer square in the door and the truck jacked at the perfect 90 degree angle so others can get around me, Because i got it like that.👍
Oh hey, can you move one door over?
Of course I can :foreheadslap: They must really like R.J. form Toronto, They had me autograph 22 BOLs;):D
 

dchawk81

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I arrive early to the shipper that usually has a full load of this and that real odd and ends, Tall ** and long **.
Buddy the shipper pops off with some smart ass comment about being early that I did not appreciate but, I am a pro, I let it go.
Tiny yard and I got my trailer square in the door and the truck jacked at the perfect 90 degree angle so others can get around me, Because i got it like that.👍
Oh hey, can you move one door over?
Of course I can :foreheadslap: They must really like R.J. form Toronto, They had me autograph 22 BOLs;):D
That signature will be worth something some day.

Today is not that day.
 

Rigjockey

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I do believe I am now a Rhodes scholar. I went to Princeton!
That's right I went to Princeton today, Princeton, On.

I honestly don't know why they send me on these drives through the country. What in the **** does R.J from Toronto know about the country and Podunk towns? NOTHING!
The country makes no sense and I don't know how to act. Like does this washboard goat trail also double as a road? oh here comes another truck so it must be ok. :dunno:
 

Hillbilly Canuck

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I do believe I am now a Rhodes scholar. I went to Princeton!
That's right I went to Princeton today, Princeton, On.

I honestly don't know why they send me on these drives through the country. What in the **** does R.J from Toronto know about the country and Podunk towns? NOTHING!
The country makes no sense and I don't know how to act. Like does this washboard goat trail also double as a road? oh here comes another truck so it must be ok. :dunno:
I'm the exact opposite. I love two laning it figuring out sketchy back roads I haven't put a big truck on before getting away from Ramdeep Sanjeep Ballsdeep and the gang on the 4 oh whatever. You should see where they locate some of these salt sheds I deliver to. Every new address a bona fide adventure.

Wanna send me downtown Toronto Hamilton Mississauga or some such shytehole though? You can drive that truck straight up.....well......you know.
 

Mike

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the shipper pops off with some smart ass comment about being early
Had this happen to me Monday. I arrived at the receiving office at 0648, receiver was upset because I wasn't scheduled until 0700. 12 minutes, LOL. I started to say something smartass back, but it was my birthday, and I wanted to be back home before lunchtime.
 

Rigjockey

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I'm the exact opposite. I love two laning it figuring out sketchy back roads I haven't put a big truck on before getting away from Ramdeep Sanjeep Ballsdeep and the gang on the 4 oh whatever. You should see where they locate some of these salt sheds I deliver to. Every new address a bona fide adventure.

Wanna send me downtown Toronto Hamilton Mississauga or some such shytehole though? You can drive that truck straight up.....well......you know.
I have delivered to too many Bubba's farms. Yeah, yur gonna wanna back in from the road and a 1/4 mile up the drahvway and we don't have no dock so your gonna need ta pump truck the skids ta tha back uv tha trayler. :foreheadslap:
 

Rigjockey

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Had this happen to me Monday. I arrived at the receiving office at 0648, receiver was upset because I wasn't scheduled until 0700. 12 minutes, LOL. I started to say something smartass back, but it was my birthday, and I wanted to be back home before lunchtime.
Happy Birthday Mike Mike 👍
 

Rigjockey

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Driving home tonight and it is like 6 degrees F with the wind chill and this dude is on a motorcycle doing 50 MPH you do the math, because I can't do math but seems pretty ****ing cold!
I was like, Right on! this dude is hard core or he must have had some place he needed to be most ricky tick and no car.
Full helmet and I noticed his visor was completely fogged up :coocoo:
Must have been some good piece of ass to go through all of that👍
 

dchawk81

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Driving home tonight and it is like 6 degrees F with the wind chill and this dude is on a motorcycle doing 50 MPH you do the math, because I can't do math but seems pretty ****ing cold!
I was like, Right on! this dude is hard core or he must have had some place he needed to be most ricky tick and no car.
Full helmet and I noticed his visor was completely fogged up :coocoo:
Must have been some good piece of ass to go through all of that👍
I did the math in my head real quick. That's like -457°F wind chill.
 

Hillbilly Canuck

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Driving home tonight and it is like 6 degrees F with the wind chill and this dude is on a motorcycle doing 50 MPH you do the math, because I can't do math but seems pretty ****ing cold!
I was like, Right on! this dude is hard core or he must have had some place he needed to be most ricky tick and no car.
Full helmet and I noticed his visor was completely fogged up :coocoo:
Must have been some good piece of ass to go through all of that👍
You sure you weren't in the military? I use most ricky tick almost every day.
 

Duck

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Driving home tonight and it is like 6 degrees F with the wind chill and this dude is on a motorcycle doing 50 MPH you do the math, because I can't do math but seems pretty ****ing cold!
I was like, Right on! this dude is hard core or he must have had some place he needed to be most ricky tick and no car.
Full helmet and I noticed his visor was completely fogged up :coocoo:
Must have been some good piece of ass to go through all of that👍
Been three, done did that. I commuted 12 miles to work and back the entire winter of '98/99 on my 750. No windshield on that thing either.

They say rain-x keeps it from fogging up but that's a crock of ****. The only thing that works is to keep the face shield open a little at the bottom, and exhaling through your mouth, directing it downward out the bottom so all the moisture condenses and freezes on your chin instead.
 

gearjammer

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Driving home tonight and it is like 6 degrees F with the wind chill and this dude is on a motorcycle doing 50 MPH you do the math, because I can't do math but seems pretty ****ing cold!
I was like, Right on! this dude is hard core or he must have had some place he needed to be most ricky tick and no car.
Full helmet and I noticed his visor was completely fogged up :coocoo:
Must have been some good piece of ass to go through all of that👍
in high school my car broke down and I had to use my motorcycle to see my girlfriend it was so cold that I would actually grab hold of the exhaust pipes to thaw out my hands, that what love and lust does too you
 

Rigjockey

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You sure you weren't in the military? I use most ricky tick almost every day.
Nah, It was my first time using most riky tick and I was a bit nervous that I could not pull it off I hope i didn't **** up. :D
Actually a friend in high school used to say most ricky tick all the time but, he got it from Full metal jacket like I did.
 

ironpony

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Nah, It was my first time using most riky tick and I was a bit nervous that I could not pull it off I hope i didn't **** up. :D
Actually a friend in high school used to say most ricky tick all the time but, he got it from Full metal jacket like I did.
Part of the local slang GIs pick up...
 
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