My Username Sucks

r3gulator3

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On the real though, this name changing thing is kind of cool. Let people have an option, but it sucks because everyone who changes their name...now I’ll have to figure out who they are.
 

r3gulator3

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Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
:rolllaugh:
Well I was going to post the like to the full scene but I think it might get me banned for vulgar and bigoted language. But there is this.

 

r3gulator3

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You know when I was in the military, the worst thing that happened is when a female soldier got married. Changing your last name in the army is like changing your first name in regular life.

Me: private Jones, I need to you to....

Jones:Sgt. Reynolds is Smith.

Me: -looks like I just got punched in the face- Jones you need to get to the motor pool.

Smith: Sgt. it’s Smith.

Me: -looks like my head is about to explode- Damn it Private you know who I’m talking to, get down to the motor pool.

Smith: but Sgt.

Me: PUSH!!!

Sigh. Oh what simpler days those were.
 
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