My Username Sucks


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Staff member
If this is you, for a limited time, you may change your username here on the forum.

Ok, you will be able to do this indefinitely, but for a limited time, you can do it for free.

Some of you have some really bad usernames. No idea how you came up with them, and I am sure you spend every waking moment wishing you have chosen differently. This is your chance.

Seriously, you can do this. And yes, it is free. In the future, we will be charging $2354668639464.99 for each username change, so get in on this now while it is free!

How do you do this? It's simple. Even a caveman can do it! Heck, even Ontario Outlaw Ontario Outlaw could figure this out!. (Ok, maybe not).

Anyhow, Here is a direct link to your username, and you should see an option to change it. Once changed, you will have to wait on our username change coordinators to approve the change, because we all know some of you will try to come up with something stupid, illegal, or just downright pathetic, and we must protect you from yourselves.

Here's the link:


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Staff member

Go **** yourself

Don’t single me out because I’m not a door slammer

Ban me for a few days I don’t care

I run open deck and am proud of it. I’m not a dumbass like tinunicorn pulling reefer

I work for a living

I latch onto skateboards so I’m a skateboard puller. Even a moron like N nan or @GAnthony should be able to put 2 and 2 together

If they can’t, **** ‘em.
I'm thinking your new username should be.......


Ontario Outlaw

Hozer Witta Hood
Don't call me canadian names associated with yard tools.

zamboni replacement. yeah, I looked up the origin of the term you offended me with.
Take off eh. You’re a hosehead don’t try no smart mouth Yankee tactics on me

Drop yer bewbags out ta winda, yer ma is yer da, and ya got ya wee tadger bumbled in the wrong gadgie


Professional Pot-Stirrer
The best part is you don't even have to respond... dickwad does all the heavy lifting on his own.


Friendly Neighborhood Former Technician
Fixed it for ya.:thumbsup:
Now wait a minute!!! We can’t be making generalized insults to different sects of the industry. The door-swingers can’t keep up with it.

Geez these insults flying around here are hitting harder than a swift trainee backing in at a Pilot.

Ok ok....I’m done. 😂😂😂