I never saw such a "sadder" crowd on Friday in my life

BirchBarlow

I love KW 680s
This even tops "Jury Duty"..

By Tuesday I was "dismissed" and marked off the sheet..

Nonetheless if I be my "True" self usually leads 2 "conflict" so Im signing "off"..

Oh if ya wanna really get outta JURT DUTY..

Go in there about DEATH PLENTY andsay like they do in Texas and throwing the switch signals...

Then "complain" how it takes 15/20 years on "Appeal" before they get "Fried" ..

Look I didnt even wanna "show-up"..

$500 dollars FINE and my name is "crossed-off" the LIST too
 

Ontario Outlaw

Hozer Witta Hood
Supporter
This even tops "Jury Duty"..

By Tuesday I was "dismissed" and marked off the sheet..

Nonetheless if I be my "True" self usually leads 2 "conflict" so Im signing "off"..

Oh if ya wanna really get outta JURT DUTY..

Go in there about DEATH PLENTY andsay like they do in Texas and throwing the switch signals...

Then "complain" how it takes 15/20 years on "Appeal" before they get "Fried" ..

Look I didnt even wanna "show-up"..

$500 dollars FINE and my name is "crossed-off" the LIST too
Why did you get fined?
 

BirchBarlow

I love KW 680s
How the hell do you show up for jury duty and end up with a $500 fine? This could only happen to you. :biglaugh:
No no no Duck Duck ..the $500 dollar Fine was if ya "DIDNT" Show-Up

Carrot and Stick I guess..

Anyhow the 1st day they called 30/40 people..

Next Day they picked another 20..

Out of that they seated 2 juries and sent the rest of us home.

I got "lucky"
 

Mike

Well-Known Member
Staff member
No no no Duck Duck ..the $500 dollar Fine was if ya "DIDNT" Show-Up

Carrot and Stick I guess..

Anyhow the 1st day they called 30/40 people..

Next Day they picked another 20..

Out of that they seated 2 juries and sent the rest of us home.

I got "lucky"
No, they just call their buddies at the IRS and tell them to pay you a little bit of attention for skating on your duties as a ‘murican.
 

BirchBarlow

I love KW 680s
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I figured it was more like "fine! here's $500.....now go away"
Now If it was that "easy" Id be in Lake Bluff with a half mansion paid off..

Plus Id have a winter place in the "Keys" again all "Paid-Off"

Wow $500 bucks 2 just GO-AWAY gosh Keendriver Keendriver if 4 reall wanna be my "agent" of course ya get a "cut"

Tell ya what if its that good 50/50 splits

Wow half a grand to get lost
 

Electric Chicken

Jock
Supporter
I thought they were prosecuting a $500 hooker who was fine as hell and she crossed him off the list because he couldn't afford it.

I mean they get pretty good looking above $20.
 

Gdjjr

Well-Known Member
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Now If it was that "easy" Id be in Lake Bluff with a half mansion paid off..

Plus Id have a winter place in the "Keys" again all "Paid-Off"

Wow $500 bucks 2 just GO-AWAY gosh Keendriver Keendriver if 4 reall wanna be my "agent" of course ya get a "cut"

Tell ya what if its that good 50/50 splits

Wow half a grand to get lost
When I got retired (over getting laid off) in a previous life the girl in HR told me I had enough time in to retire.
I replied: You'll pay me to not come to work? She replied well you could look at it that way- I told her sign me up!
 
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