Get off the damn fuel island.

mndriver

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Yop....


Another happy trucker.
 

GAnthony

The Eldest Member
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Hey newbie and old guy alike take your damn 30 min.break somewhere off the damn fuel island.C.R.England seems to be the big offender more often than not.
why, it's VERY convenient for me, when all i want is my coffee, roller dog, and my cigar.
 
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r3gulator3

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When I was a kid riding with my dad. A few guys would get together and “tune-up” people doing dumb stuff. These days that’d get ya arrested or shot.
 

Mike

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why, it's VERY convenient for me, when all i want is my coffee, roller dog, and my cigar.
Speaking of roller dogs, I just seen this happen a couple days ago at the Pilot I was at in Arizona.

Guy walks up to the roller. He proceeds to scratching his ass. Not on the outside of his shorts, he went inside for a good scratch. Then, he went into the front of his shorts to give the nuts a complimentary scratch as well.

After he was done with all the scratching, he picked up 3-4 of the paper bags the roller food goes in, put all but one back.

He then starts picking up the food with his hand, putting each one back until he found the one he liked.
 

Hammer166

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Speaking of roller dogs, I just seen this happen a couple days ago at the Pilot I was at in Arizona.

Guy walks up to the roller. He proceeds to scratching his ass. Not on the outside of his shorts, he went inside for a good scratch. Then, he went into the front of his shorts to give the nuts a complimentary scratch as well.

After he was done with all the scratching, he picked up 3-4 of the paper bags the roller food goes in, put all but one back.

He then starts picking up the food with his hand, putting each one back until he found the one he liked.
So now the rollers are getting the boofay treatment? Scratch another option off the list.
 

dchawk81

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If it ain't shrink wrapped and vacuum sealed, I ain't eating it.
 

Mike

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I beg your pardon Sir but FYI this is not my 30 min break, I am on my ten hour break ;)
I took my 30 on the fuel island at the TA in Bloomington, IL a while back. I fully intended on moving, but literally nobody else showed up and almost all the fuel islands were empty the entire time.

so I sit there
 

Rigjockey

In Gord we trust!
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I took my 30 on the fuel island at the TA in Bloomington, IL a while back. I fully intended on moving, but literally nobody else showed up and almost all the fuel islands were empty the entire time.

so I sit there
How funny would it be if with all those empty fuel lanes, Another truck pulled up right behind you in the only occupied lane and started blowing the horn for you to move?:rolllaugh:
 

Hillbilly Canuck

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How funny would it be if with all those empty fuel lanes, Another truck pulled up right behind you in the only occupied lane and started blowing the horn for you to move?:rolllaugh:
And then a lineup starts.....then the riot.

There's just SOMETHING about THAT pump.
 

Ontario Outlaw

Hozer Witta Hood
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That's my lucky pump and I only ever use that pump and you are currently occupying my lucky pump. :mad:
That’s how it starts....it’s all downhill from here

All because Mike took his 30 at the fuel island
 

GAnthony

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Speaking of roller dogs, I just seen this happen a couple days ago at the Pilot I was at in Arizona.

Guy walks up to the roller. He proceeds to scratching his ass. Not on the outside of his shorts, he went inside for a good scratch. Then, he went into the front of his shorts to give the nuts a complimentary scratch as well.

After he was done with all the scratching, he picked up 3-4 of the paper bags the roller food goes in, put all but one back.

He then starts picking up the food with his hand, putting each one back until he found the one he liked.
at the truck stop i might stop at, on my way back to the d/c center, the roller dogs are fresh, and at the time i stop there, about 1 AM, the truck stop really does not have that many people inside, heck, the fuel islands are often empty as well.

not saying that something like what you saw could never happen.

but that slob, must have had something against that truck stop, would be my thought.
 
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