Flat Earth to be Proven!!

ironpony

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that rocket better be electric i don't want to see no fumes comming from it:rolllaugh3:
It's steam... :coocoo:

So... any prognostications?

Does he blow up on the pad?

50 feet up and it quits?

Does this moron survive? Major injuries?

Gets a picture of flat Earth? Or come back with proof the Earth is conspiring with Masons to appear curved?

:wink:
 

Rigjockey

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It's steam... :coocoo:

So... any prognostications?

Does he blow up on the pad?

50 feet up and it quits?

Does this moron survive? Major injuries?

Gets a picture of flat Earth? Or come back with proof the Earth is conspiring with Masons to appear curved?

:wink:
He might be British Royalty, he looks inbred as **** and has a metric ton of money.
 

Duck

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He might be British Royalty, he looks inbred as **** and has a metric ton of money.
:rolllaugh3:

It's steam... :coocoo:

So... any prognostications?

Does he blow up on the pad?

50 feet up and it quits?

Does this moron survive? Major injuries?

Gets a picture of flat Earth? Or come back with proof the Earth is conspiring with Masons to appear curved?

:wink:
Steam powered? And he's planning on reaching the height of 1800 feet?

How in the hell is that even remotely considered preliminary to an actual space launch?
 

Sinister

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What’s so funny??

It’s NOT easy to launch a home built pile of **** across the desert!

I tried to throw a full beer can across a yard once to a friend and hit him right in for forehead!

It’s becaude the giant disc were all standing on moved a bit on its rotation!
 

ironpony

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It’s becaude the giant disc were all standing on moved a bit on its rotation!
No, no, NO!!

Flatworld don't rotate. It's everything else rotates around us through the atmosflat. Gotta keep up with this stuff - it's flatedged nonreality!

Sheesh! Do I gotta do all yer notthinkin' fer ya??

:mad-97:
 

Sinister

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I had an awesome nonsensical reply typed out to this last night but as soon as I hit the "reply" button the site went into upgrade.

So I blame @Mike
 

ironpony

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Dumbazz Finally Launches Hisself

Flat Earther Gets Off


That Flat Earther Finally Took Off in His DIY Rocket to Prove We're All Idiots

His next mission? Running for governor.
Drew Schwartz
Mar 26 2018, 10:15am

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Photo of Hughes via Facebook; photo of the rocket launch by Matt Hartman via AP
A few months back, "Mad" Mike Hughes—a 61-year old limo driver, amateur rocket scientist, and devout flat earther—vowed to strap himself into a homemade spaceship and blast off into the skies to prove our planet is shaped like a pancake. He scheduled the launch for last November, but given that his mission was kind of illegal and borderline suicidal, it kept getting pushed back.
 
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