Wally World Wanderings - and still the only 20 thread you need to read.

Discussion in 'Hey Driver, What's Your 20?' started by Sinister, Oct 16, 2016.

  1. Sinister

    Sinister Smartass Emeritus Supporter


    Headed back now and gothen assigned a truck for my entire 5 days.
  2. Blood

    Blood Driveler Emeritus Supporter

    China owns Smithfield, dumbass.
    I meant to tell you that when you posted about getting free ham.

    No such thing as a free lunch...
    or Christmas dinner for that matter.

    First thing you do with a ham is bake it for 6 or 8 hours.
    Then you take your hambone up North to get it boiled.

    It's a blues thang...
    you wouldn't understand.
    Marrow is the best part.

    Me: Save that hambone!

    Her: You going up North?

    Me: Hell yeah! You coming?

    Her: Well if we stick around here it's gonna spoil.




  3. ironpony

    ironpony Well-Known Member Supporter

    They prolly fed the pig human sewage... just ask @Duck!

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  4. Sinister

    Sinister Smartass Emeritus Supporter

    ...or maybe just...the flu is in fact going around...
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  5. Tazz

    Tazz Infidel Supporter

    Should have got your flu shot ;)
  6. Blood

    Blood Driveler Emeritus Supporter

    it's either the damn Chinese or the damn Russians!
    Don't be a chump!
  7. Sinister

    Sinister Smartass Emeritus Supporter

    They were in the DC doing it free when I was in orientation and I declined, saying, "Ain't no way you're injectin me with no mind control nanobots!"

    Didn't get much of a reaction...

    One thing lacking SEVERELY in this company is a sense of humor.

    I just did a GRO load, and at the first stop when they opened the door I asked, "Is this where I drop the unwanted infants?"

    "Ummm...I don't...umm...not sure..."

    Disappointing really...
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  8. Tazz

    Tazz Infidel Supporter

    Don't ever call on the radio "This is your friendly neighborhood Walmart driver, with a joy, joy load of grocery remix needing a manager at the DSD door please"

    "Uhm yeah..........what?"
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  9. Duck

    Duck Quack Supporter

    Say "I got the stuff man, you got da money?"
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  10. Tazz

    Tazz Infidel Supporter

    Not a f'n chance. They take that stuff way to serious.

    Report A Concern | Walmart Global Ethics Office

    I made a joke I had to bribe Micheal to get a heavy bag in our little gym area to CSAP.

    Never joke about money exchange, and/or selling influence. Not here anyways.
  11. mndriver

    mndriver curmudgeon extraordinare Supporter

    Dave's not here.
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  12. Injun

    Injun Rabid Squaw Staff Member Supporter

    I just tell them, "I have a (grocery or frozen-dairy) delivery from the DC." then give them five minutes to let me in before I walk around.
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  13. mndriver

    mndriver curmudgeon extraordinare Supporter

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  14. Sinister

    Sinister Smartass Emeritus Supporter

    Plover. Live loading washer fluid to go back to Beaver Dam.

    On the way here I saw a bumper sticker on a Volkswagen.

    "BUY LOCAL".

    Liberals are awesome.
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  15. ironpony

    ironpony Well-Known Member Supporter

    Might have been a socially conscious conservative.


    Wait! :eek: They were all executed by Rush Limbaugh 15 years ago.

    'Bout time ya recognized that!

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  16. rigjockey

    rigjockey Token Canadian.

    Was it a beetle? they make VW's in Mexico and local is a relative term. I am just giving you a hard time. LOL
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  17. Sinister

    Sinister Smartass Emeritus Supporter

    Started off the day with 8 inches of snow on the hood.

    Had to chase a vendor out of a single dock store.

    Ran in snow, rain, sleet, freezing rain, more snow, sleet and freezing rain all day.

    Then it got windy, to the point where a semi blew over near Rochelle 1 mile south of the exit for the Petro. I got pretty spooked a few times myself...and I don't spook easy cuz of weather.

    On the 88 to 39 northbound side, a JB container blew off its chassis and was laying in the ditch. Just the container...the truck and chassis sitting on the shoulder...chuckle chuckle...

    Now I'm 45 minutes sitting in the middle of Calumet Ave going into Hammond because the railroad is broken.

    So...quite the trying day here in the world of wally...

    I guess running for Beaver Dam the last 2 days ain't so bad though. Wife says there's like 10 inches of snow up at home...
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  18. ironpony

    ironpony Well-Known Member Supporter

    Bad day fer sheep 'n tankers...


    West of Rawlins...
  19. mndriver

    mndriver curmudgeon extraordinare Supporter

    I got up this morning to no snow on the step at 6:30.

    By the time I returned an hour later, almost 3".

    By the time I was ready to leave for milbank SD, it was over 4" almost 5".

    US 12 sucked.

    Didn't run out of the crap until almost to Sioux falls SD.
  20. AK7

    AK7 Well-Known Member

    Clear a path.
    Heading to Gary for 10 bells.

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