Random thoughts...put 'em here

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  1. midwestbound

    midwestbound Night Owl Supporter

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    Well u know ducky......every forum has a few!!!!!!
     
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  3. Duck

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    Already been laughing. :rolllaugh:
     
  4. TRUCK3R M1KE

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  5. midwestbound

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    yeh and I keep saying I'm not crazy and no one is buying that one either......
     
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  6. TRUCK3R M1KE

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    What if, when the meteor hit the Earth and killed all the dinosaurs, that "meteor" was actually a UFO and WE are the aliens?
     
  7. TRUCK3R M1KE

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    What if there really are ghosts among us, and they cheer you on while you masturbate?
     
  8. Gus

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    They don't have to cheer for long.
     
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  9. Road Dust

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    Why the heck would you want to hold that crap in???
     
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  11. terrylamar

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    Because you thought you were done and you left the toilet.
     
  12. boone315

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    My worst one was in 29 Palms. Had been drinking all day then went drag racing with the guys in the middle of the night, blew through a T intersection and landed in a flood ditch. It was about 35, 40 foot across and 20 foot deep, totaled my bike (85 Ninja), no helmet, I woke up covered in blood. I walked about 5 miles back to the bar and started drinking again. The cops came looking for me the next day to make sure I was still alive. That was when I realized I had a bad drinking problem. Couldn't kick the habit till I was sent to Saudi. Funny how 9 months in alcohol free country can dry a guy out.
     
  13. Tim

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  14. MasterDon

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    .....and they are gay and try to help!
     
  15. Duck

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    Aint no female ghosts?

    I've seen some hot & sexy female ghosts in the movies.
     
  16. boone315

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    A little over the top for a bunker in Saudi.
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  17. Duck

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    Alan Alda had one in his tent on M*A*S*H*
     
  18. boone315

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    He was Army, and an officer so it is not like he waa actually doing anything. We did not have any spare water, not to mention copper, boilers, corn or even fire wood.
     
  19. Duck

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    Yeah, that, .. and M*A*S*H* was a TV show filmed in California.
     
  20. Duck

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    Anybody want to watch me kill a pit bull with my bare hands?

    If this damn thing doesn't stop whining & yelping, I'm gonna do it.

    The geezer is over here getting ready to head to TN. He'll be gone for 4 months but I'm coming back in a day or two. He's got his stupid dog & after it got loose & was running around with a bird in his mouth for 20 minutes, I managed to capture him & as I was dragging the stupid thing over to the tree to tie him up to his cable, he broke the leash & ran off & then he was running around with a rabbit in his mouth until I captured him again. Now he's yelping & crying & making all kinds of noise.

    I'm sitting in a room with 3 rifles & two handguns. It's tempting.

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  21. boone315

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    What???? It wasn't a documentary??

    Be nice to the Pit, they are great dogs, a little training, some exercise and some love and they are the best, most loyal dogs there are.
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