New treatment for ED

Discussion in 'Truckers Health With Dr. Daliah' started by Hammer166, Mar 11, 2017.

  1. Hammer166

    Hammer166 Instigateur №166™

    Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

    Anyone like soup? :eek:

     
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  2. Duck

    Duck Quack Supporter

    :coocoo:
     
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  3. GAnthony

    GAnthony Well-Known Member

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  4. Elizabeth2017

    Elizabeth2017 Well-Known Member

    He won't be whistling Dixie from his end parts..:eek-64: wait.... they fell out...now he can...:O_o:
     
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  5. ironpony

    ironpony Well-Known Member Supporter

    You're a seriously sick puppy. Wanna tango??

    :D
     
  6. Rodger

    Rodger Well-Known Member

    Wow, wouldn't that be great to hear while in the heat of the moment............honey you better pack in a few more eyeballs!:confused:
     
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  7. Duck

    Duck Quack Supporter

     
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  8. GAnthony

    GAnthony Well-Known Member

    there's some sick people on here......
     
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  9. ironpony

    ironpony Well-Known Member Supporter

    And threads like this are givin' 'em weird ideas.

    :eek:
     
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  10. GAnthony

    GAnthony Well-Known Member

    exactly...the sickos....
     
  11. Injun

    Injun Rabid Squaw Staff Member Supporter

    Sounds like somebody had a crappy outlook..
     
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  12. Inkeper

    Inkeper Well-Known Member

    He just wanted to keep an eye out for his next meal.
     
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  13. Duck

    Duck Quack Supporter

    DIY colonoscopy
     
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  14. Getfit Tommy

    Getfit Tommy Highway Hero

    The eyeballs...

    Were they giving the stink-eye? The Ol' Brown-eye?


    Nah....I like the movie "Road Trip".... looks like that worked just fine.... plus the nurse was Smokin' Hot!
     
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  15. jimmyc63

    jimmyc63 Member

    I accidentally ate some Scrabble tiles...now I'm scared my next crap might spell disaster.
     
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  16. Getfit Tommy

    Getfit Tommy Highway Hero

    Truckdrivers that really suffer from ED ain't gonna say nothin' anyway.....just like their hemmies. Too proud. They'd rather live with the embarrassment and the pain.

    No, I don't know this from personal experience... as if that mattered anyway, but I do know drivers. I guess they'll tell their close friends but they are even afraid to tell their doc ~

    Sad, us bigstrappers... with our eyeballs fallin' out n' ****


    If anyone actually did want to know and were afraid to ask... well:

    1) HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) .. it's a life-changer, and it works for depression as well, which for some reason most truckers think is only for pussies...ahem.. bad choice of words

    2) the second "issue"... just push em' back up in there and STFU... you'll be fine... maybe stop eating truckstop hotbox garbage so that you don't have to blow a gasket everytime you sit in the Flying J's oversized fatboy quarantine.....

    Youre welcome.


    Now, get back to steering wheel holding, until a computer does it for you.
     

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