Any Walmart, Anywhere

Discussion in 'General Trucking Discussion' started by Uncle Jon, Mar 30, 2016.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Uncle Jon

    Uncle Jon Member

    I always thought they should swap the greeters and the receivers at Wally World.
    The truckers would get a polite, Hello! Welcome to Walmart! Can I help you?
    The customer would get WTF are you doing here?! We close at 2:30, come back tomorrow...
    Hammer166, GAnthony, Rodger and 6 others like this.
  2. Duck

    Duck Quack Supporter

  3. Skateboard

    Skateboard ** Commie Express ** Supporter

    I don't think the have greeters anymore?
  4. Duck

    Duck Quack Supporter

    Well in your dangerous town they're afraid to place employees near the doors because they might get shot in a drive-by. o_O

    They still have them at the one by me.

    They like to exploit children and the elderly at mine. I've never seen a greeter between the ages of 12 and 75. One time I saw a manager whipping a 6 year old asian boy because he wasn't smiling enough. :eek:
    vaportrail, GAnthony and Skateboard like this.
  5. Skateboard

    Skateboard ** Commie Express ** Supporter

    When Duck was young Walmart was his dad's way of saying, lets go to the amusement park.

    Rodger, vaportrail, Chewbacca and 4 others like this.
  6. mndriver

    mndriver curmudgeon extraordinare Staff Member Supporter

    The only thing I hear out of these so-called greeters, " May I see your receipt."
  7. mndriver

    mndriver curmudgeon extraordinare Staff Member Supporter

    I just say, "no" and walk out the door. I have yet to have somebody follow me or tell me I can't leave.
    Chewbacca, rigjockey and Duck like this.
  8. Derek Johnsen

    Derek Johnsen New Member

    They do in Minnesota
  9. vaportrail

    vaportrail Well-Known Member

    they would prefer that you would steal it all....Its called a tax write off for them. I kid you not they wont fix the temp alarms on the meat coolers for the simple fact that they can throw it all out and write it off at the end of the year:eek:. That's coming from a manager at the Chippewa falls location btw. Well they don't really throw it away it gets put in 50gallon garbage bins and sanimax picks it up and turns it into protein and sells a lot to china bone meal, poultry meal and blood meal
  10. (((ME)))

    (((ME))) Well-Known Member

    In Colorado I never been ask for a receipt and in the one in Texas all the security man could do is grin at me like he ate the last golden canary...Wally world got a funny flock of birds!!! JMO.
  11. Tazz

    Tazz Infidel Supporter

    Care to clarify that statement:paddle:

    Blood likes this.
  12. Duck

    Duck Quack Supporter

    Well I don't know for sure but "funny flock of birds" seemed to be a metaphor. ;)

    If I'd written it, I'd have said "Walmart employees are a bunch of window licking inbred hicks with **** for brains".

    But I didn't write that post so ... :toothpick:

  13. Keendriver

    Keendriver Hates all of you Supporter

    Window lickers.........
  14. Tazz

    Tazz Infidel Supporter

    They are not:mad:

    We do not have windows in the store;)
    Blood and Rodger like this.
  15. Rodger

    Rodger Well-Known Member

    Do you always carry a guilty look?:D
    Duck likes this.
  16. (((ME)))

    (((ME))) Well-Known Member

    :biglaugh:so you want to:argue:....:biglaugh:.....and you got a:paddle:.....:biglaugh:big hairy deal I got this:gun3:.....LOL :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

    You want clarification okay!!!!
  17. Tazz

    Tazz Infidel Supporter

    Those are customers not employees. :rolleyes:

    Spray and pray type huh:stare1:

    We would give you a musket where I come from to teach you conservation. We follow the one shot, one dropped mantra:sniper:
    Injun and rigjockey like this.
  18. rigjockey

    rigjockey Token Canadian.

    Nope those are the people that unload the trucks!

    break my freaking balls man and I will tell you what. I will tell you what! LOL:grandpa:
    Tazz likes this.
  19. Tazz

    Tazz Infidel Supporter

    Some days I wonder if you are righto_O
    rigjockey likes this.
  20. rigjockey

    rigjockey Token Canadian.

    I was editing my post when you threw a like. Kindly review. LOL
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page