Random thoughts...put 'em here

Discussion in 'The Layover Tavern' started by MustangLX, Sep 5, 2010.

  1. midwestbound

    midwestbound Night Owl

    Well u know ducky......every forum has a few!!!!!!
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  2. Duck

    Duck .-.. --- ... - Staff Member

    Already been laughing. :rolllaugh:
  3. TRUCK3R M1KE

    TRUCK3R M1KE Nomad

  4. midwestbound

    midwestbound Night Owl

    yeh and I keep saying I'm not crazy and no one is buying that one either......
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  5. TRUCK3R M1KE

    TRUCK3R M1KE Nomad

    What if, when the meteor hit the Earth and killed all the dinosaurs, that "meteor" was actually a UFO and WE are the aliens?
  6. TRUCK3R M1KE

    TRUCK3R M1KE Nomad

    What if there really are ghosts among us, and they cheer you on while you masturbate?
  7. Gus

    Gus What?

    They don't have to cheer for long.
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  8. Road Dust

    Road Dust Takes a little sunshine

    Why the heck would you want to hold that crap in???
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  9. Racer X 69

    Racer X 69 Member

  10. terrylamar

    terrylamar Well-Known Member

    Because you thought you were done and you left the toilet.
  11. boone315

    boone315 SPACE TRUCKING

    My worst one was in 29 Palms. Had been drinking all day then went drag racing with the guys in the middle of the night, blew through a T intersection and landed in a flood ditch. It was about 35, 40 foot across and 20 foot deep, totaled my bike (85 Ninja), no helmet, I woke up covered in blood. I walked about 5 miles back to the bar and started drinking again. The cops came looking for me the next day to make sure I was still alive. That was when I realized I had a bad drinking problem. Couldn't kick the habit till I was sent to Saudi. Funny how 9 months in alcohol free country can dry a guy out.
  12. Tim

    Tim U.S.Constitution Supporter

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  13. MasterDon

    MasterDon Active Member

    .....and they are gay and try to help!
  14. Duck

    Duck .-.. --- ... - Staff Member

    Aint no female ghosts?

    I've seen some hot & sexy female ghosts in the movies.
  15. boone315

    boone315 SPACE TRUCKING



    A little over the top for a bunker in Saudi.
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  16. Duck

    Duck .-.. --- ... - Staff Member

    Alan Alda had one in his tent on M*A*S*H*
  17. boone315

    boone315 SPACE TRUCKING

    He was Army, and an officer so it is not like he waa actually doing anything. We did not have any spare water, not to mention copper, boilers, corn or even fire wood.
  18. Duck

    Duck .-.. --- ... - Staff Member

    Yeah, that, .. and M*A*S*H* was a TV show filmed in California.
  19. Duck

    Duck .-.. --- ... - Staff Member

    Anybody want to watch me kill a pit bull with my bare hands?

    If this damn thing doesn't stop whining & yelping, I'm gonna do it.

    The geezer is over here getting ready to head to TN. He'll be gone for 4 months but I'm coming back in a day or two. He's got his stupid dog & after it got loose & was running around with a bird in his mouth for 20 minutes, I managed to capture him & as I was dragging the stupid thing over to the tree to tie him up to his cable, he broke the leash & ran off & then he was running around with a rabbit in his mouth until I captured him again. Now he's yelping & crying & making all kinds of noise.

    I'm sitting in a room with 3 rifles & two handguns. It's tempting.

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  20. boone315

    boone315 SPACE TRUCKING

    What???? It wasn't a documentary??

    Be nice to the Pit, they are great dogs, a little training, some exercise and some love and they are the best, most loyal dogs there are.
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