Trucker Goes Fishin'

[2xR]

A trucker was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the trucker. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests, and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The trucker looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth, Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The trucker poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the trucker.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the trucker.



The moral of this story is to never, ever, believe what a trucker tells you..

[Tn. Truckers Wife]

I liked his way of thinking...lol..."What fish"...hahahahaha

[RickG]

Two truckers were sitting by a lake fishing . They saw the game warden approaching and one of them took off running . The game warden ran after him but the trucker had a good head start and they ran a half mile or so through brush and over rocks before the game warden caught up with him . The game warden asked him
"Do you have a fishing license ? "
"Yup"
"Then why did you take off running ? "
"Cuz my friend doesn't have one . "