SlimFast..... This one is for the Ladies.

[Cerberus]

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out
of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a
little"dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey" he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."

[Jewel]

This reminds me of something mean I did to an ex-boyfriend in high school. I dated somebody who was 4 inches shorter than me, strange I know. I ended up cheating on me and I found out. My friend gave me the idea to put Miracle Gro in his locker. He was so embarrassed when he found it.

There was a note along with it, but I won't even get into that.

[Dustymulette]

LOL

[Bullwinkle]

Good one!

[ninikins]

Pfft, could see that one coming a mile away. Still laughed though.

[Jewel]

Yeah, pretty obvious what the joke was going to be, but funny all the same.

[debrajean]

Yeh, we did know where the joke was going, but we still read it and still smiled. I've got quite a few of these to share...just gotta remember where I saved them all.

[jersey trucking]

I always watch "The biggest Loser" that usually makes me feel better that those FAT bastards are bigger then me. LOLn