Texas State Troopers

[Cerberus]

GOOD:
In Richardson , a Texas State Trooper was running
radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but he wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand-painted sign that read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD!'
The officer then found the boy's young accomplice down
the road with a sign reading, 'TIPS' and a bucket full
of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in Plano , Texas . A $40
speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the
police department a picture of $40. The police
responded through the mail with a photo of handcuffs.

BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping
open his ticket book, she said, 'I'll bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police
Ball' He replied, ' Texas State Troopers don't have
balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled
and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car
and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[lunachic]

I think I'm going to try the first one...lol

[firecracker24]

hey glad to have ya back missed these good ole jokes... i should have read this last nite cause i got pulled over for speeding.. luckly didnt get a speeding ticket but did get an expired regisration ticket (not my car)..next time ill try the last one.

[nick2008]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cerberus GOOD: In Richardson , a Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but he wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign that read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD!' The officer then found the boy's young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano , Texas . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded through the mail with a photo of handcuffs. BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball' He replied, ' Texas State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

It's the old ones that are best lol

[sweetromance]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cerberus GOOD: In Richardson , a Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but he wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign that read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD!' The officer then found the boy's young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano , Texas . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded through the mail with a photo of handcuffs. BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball' He replied, ' Texas State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

My youngest son would pull the first, but, I would try the last. :OD