| One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was
a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.
After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down
the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.
The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"
The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows,
they're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.
Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"
The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started
to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to
explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the
bride discovers her husband's penis.
"Oh my!" she cries: "What is that?"
"Well, darlin'," he says, "That's ma'rope!"
She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What
are those?" she asks.
"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.
Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the
bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"
Her husband, panting a little, asks: "What's the matter honey, am
I hurting you?"
"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"
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IN THE END WE'RE ALL JUST CHALK LINES ON THE CONCRETE,
DRAWN ONLY TO BE WASHED AWAY,
FOR THE TIME I HAVE BEEN GIVEN ,
I AM WHAT I AM - F.F.D.P. | 
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