| A Vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender says, "I thought vampires only drank blood?" "They do," replies the vampire, "But I found a used tampon outside and fancied a brew."
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IN THE END WE'RE ALL JUST CHALK LINES ON THE CONCRETE,
DRAWN ONLY TO BE WASHED AWAY,
FOR THE TIME I HAVE BEEN GIVEN ,
I AM WHAT I AM - F.F.D.P. |