Catholic School Girls

[Cerberus]

A train hits a bus filled with
Catholic school girls and they all perish.

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the
first girl,

"Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the
Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,

"Sandra , have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked
one."

St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through
the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.

One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front, St. Peter says,

"Reva, what seems to be the rush?'

The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water,

I want to do it before Catherine sticks her ass in it."