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Old 04-08-2008   #1
    The watermelon patch
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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some
local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat
watermelons.

After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he
thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up the sign and posted it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, it says "Warning!! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with
cyanide."

So the kids run off, make up their own sign and post it next to the
sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next week and when he
looks over the field he notices that no watermelons are missing but he
notices a new sign next to his. He drives up to the sign which read: "Now there are two".
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