| A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers; the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a
woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be
allowed to drive."
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back on, and
hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil b1tches.
Don't mess with them.
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IN THE END WE'RE ALL JUST CHALK LINES ON THE CONCRETE,
DRAWN ONLY TO BE WASHED AWAY,
FOR THE TIME I HAVE BEEN GIVEN ,
I AM WHAT I AM - F.F.D.P. | 
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