Here's Your Sign

[MackBee]

Here's one I liked from Bill Engvall:

A trucker was driving down the highway and got his truck stuck under an overpass. The highway patrol came up to him and asked, "Didja get your truck stuck?" Without a second thought, the trucker said, "Nope! I was delivering that overpass, and ran out of gas! Here's your sign!"

It's an old one, I know, but a goodie! LOL

[Bullwinkle]

haha, I actually hadn't heard that one.

[Cerberus]

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Originally Posted by Bullwinkle haha, I actually hadn't heard that one.

thats because you live under a bridge. lol

[sledgehammer]

THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!