| A stranger was seated next to a little girl
on the airplane. The stranger turned to the
little girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard
that flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow "passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
"What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How
about nuclear power?"
"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass,
the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of
dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl replies, "Do you feel qualified
to discuss nuclear power when you don't
know shit?" | 
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