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Old 11-23-2007   #1
    Geography Of A Woman"
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Geography Of A Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America ; well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India ; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50
a woman is like Great Britain ;
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60
a woman is like Yugoslavia
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70
a woman is like Russia ; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled

After 70, she becomes Tibet
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there
"Geography Of A Man

Between 1 and 70
a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick.
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Funny, and I can see how true that is in some respects. Great find.
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