Jessica Simpson Farted

[2xR]

She said it "smells like roses".. Now this is news worth reporting.

Jessica Simpson Admits to Flatulence, Says It 'Smells Like Roses'

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Jessica Simpson admitted to a flatulence problem at her show at the Avalon Ballroom in Niagara Falls on Wednesday, according to the Niagara Falls Review. "I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."

I bring this to your attention, not so much for the ridiculous story, but, to illustrate how absolutely, incredibly ignorant we people have become. Honestly, is Jessica Simpson so important that her farts are newsworthy?

[Bullwinkle]

My dog's farts much smell like roses because when he farts, he turns around and chases the smell......

[SilverSurfer]

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Originally Posted by Bullwinkle My dog's farts much smell like roses because when he farts, he turns around and chases the smell......

Dammit, Bull...now that's funny right there...LOL

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[2xR]

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Originally Posted by Bullwinkle My dog's farts much smell like roses because when he farts, he turns around and chases the smell......

When I eat pinto beans I garnish them with pineapple rings, and, marigold petals.

Then when I fart it sounds like Hawaiian music and smells like a floral bouquet.

[lunachic]

What is it with guys and farts?
I'm starting to belive there first sentence is, (Pull My Finger)

[Flatbedpete]

I don't know but it's a constant source of amusement for all of them. I swear, if the human race were to disappear, men could amuse themselves for hours all alone.

[Cerberus]

she is so fine, i would like to be the judge if her farts do smell like roses.